1) Obama’s Presidential Inauguration - Please, I repeat, PLEASE just leave this one alone. Michelle won’t be mad at her sisters if they leave out a skee-wee on this occasion.

2) The Ozone Awards — This is the most ignantest awards show on tv. I don’t wanna see no steppers next to Rick Ross’ breasts.

3) MegaFest – Forgive them father, for they know not that catching the holy ghost on stage = definite injury. It’s already enough that the ushers form stroll lines, talkin bout “We are soldiers in the army”. I know a stroll when I see one!

4) The U.S. Open/ Wimbledon – C’mon now, we just started gettin blacks on the court without bananas gettin chucked at us. Don’t go and mess it up by making racket twirl routines.

5)The Player’s Ball – Tatalalicious may have high heel boots on, but I do not wanna see her settin out no steps in’em. “Where - Them - Doll- Erz - AAAAT!”.

6) KKK Rally — Obvious. But what you should be asking is….would I be there to see it? Hell, would any of us be there to see it?

7) The Olympics Opening Ceremony — After what China did this past summer, EVERYBODY needs to just drop a projector screen and replay their opening ceremony for the next 3 olympics. Clearly, we have some catching up to do.

Helen Keller World Conference — Now before you go getting all judgemental….did you even KNOW that this conference existed?? Ok then. I’m just sayin….how could a stepshow happen here? Would it be easy to clap and sign at the same time? Would it matter though?